Willkommen, bienvenu and welcome to the virtual home of Virgil Ellipse. We hope that you'll find the place simple and clean, much like Virgil himself.

There are no products or services on offer here, save perhaps a little freelance web design, but it was just such a surprise to find a URL of fewer than fifty characters that someone hadn't already registered, that before anyone could do anything to prevent it, the Ellipse credit card had taken a further battering and...,well, this is the result.

The Ellipse credit card will be available shortly, now that the idea has occurred to us.

Virgil - whose friends reassure him that he is not short, just further away - will be expanding this on-line opus gradually in the fullness of time, while he patiently waits for his name to be placed on the Civil List.